Unwise Things

Here is a short list of advice based on unwise things I've done in the last few weeks. Perhaps I'll make this a running theme: I certainly do enough stupid shit to make it so.

• Gin and tonics and gimlets are all well and good, but should never serve an appetizer to Facebook messaging.
• Before you take an ambitious job, it helps to be sure you have some free time available to devote to it.
• The night before returning to your job after a week off is a BAD time to experiment with large amounts of Scotch whiskey.
• If you do decide to experiment with Scotch whiskey the night before returning to work, CALL IN. Or at least set your alarm.
• Singing the hardest song in your repertoire as loud as you can is not the best vocal warmup.

I hope that serves you well.